Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

I will not be seeing the new ‘Barbie’ movie because I must protect the daughter I don’t have from feminist indoctrination.

Earth here. Just wanted to pop in and see if you’ve noticed a few subtle changes in me lately. You know, like record hot temperatures and flooding?

Far-right Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene may have accidentally realized Joe Biden is a good president.

Hate and fear might as well be the GOP’s motto. There was a time when a liberal like me saying that would be fairly labeled hyperbolic. No more.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ young presidential campaign is stumbling like a drunk fraternity bro with flop sweat.

America gets a couple days of perfectly natural smoke coming in from Canada and northeastern liberals immediately break out their ‘face diapers.’

The MAGA movement, with each passing day, appears smaller and more impotent. It’s loud but ineffective, capable of chaos but incapable of success.

Pride Month 2023 has arrived, and with it are predictable waves of right-wing bellyaching over the audacity of corporations supporting LGBTQ+ people.

Between abortion and Donald Trump, the Republican Party is boxed in on the wrong side of issues that will motivate 2024 voters.